It's true. (Really.) Forrest and Rich and all the guys have up and quit the eBay Tour. They've decided to join the circus. (Something about seeking a more sane lifestyle....)

Sadly, however, this means they won't make it to their final eBay Tour events, Sept. 10-12 at the Tennessee State Fair in Nashville, TN, and Sept. 11-12 at Traders Villiage in Grand Prairie, TX.

We heartily apologize for the disappointment to those who were hoping to see them there. But the next time you're at the circus, take a close look at the clown troup: Forrest is tall and skinny, and Rich is short and fat. And the odds are good that they'll be trying to shoot the Tour guys out of a cannon.